Dick's Street Cred Is on the Rise!

Gangsta MODE

After the 'accidental' shooting of a member of his hunting party, current VP, Dick Cheyney's street cred is on the rise. He is now in the process of deciding which major Rap Label he should sign with. The Inc has heavy interests because they need a heavy hitter to deal with 50 Cent. Can Fiddy deal with a VP that blasted a dude in the grill then just goes on with everyday life?

Not only is he gangsta in the hood, he's an international gangsta. Who else could become VP, help conjure up a war and make money hand over fist from the profits that were created from the war? I wonder if he was hittin' Beyonce when she penned the classic 'Soldier'. He fits the description on the flippin money three ways line. I'm sorry he was cited for not having proper permits to hunt quail in Texas. I wonder if the Quail he was shooting at was Dan?